{
	"heist_GoatSimDef_name" : "Goat Simulator (Defense Mode)",
	"heist_GoatSimDef_brief" : "Goat Simulator but if it was actually a fun sandbox, yeah?",
	"heist_petadef_name" : "Goat Simulator (Defense Mode)",
	"heist_petadef_brief" : "When you take out the goats in this map and the other objectives, this map is actually kind of fun yeah? Now you have a wide open space to run around and kill cops and even run them over with cars like it's GTA or something. I even changed the map up a bit so you don't have to hide in the alleyway near that burning building like a basic bitch anymore yeah? I sure as hell prefer more cover over whatever dumb cheese strats people did in the vanilla heist. Instead more DLC weapon powercreep the devs should go back and update the vanilla heist to not be trash yeah? That's what I say. I mean sure, I could employ the cheese strats of speedrunning all the goats or whatever mental gymnastics people use to not admit the map is shit and badly designed. But what would I gain from that? Other than validating my opinion that Goat Sim was a shit map yeah?",

"petadefobj1" : "Hold the fort for 15 Minutes (Yeah?)"
"petadefobj1_desc" : "Just survive, run around, hold out in your favorite spots, and kill cops for 15 minutes, yeah?"
"petadefobj2" : "Job well done (Yeah?)"
"petadefobj2_desc" : "Nicely done! Now go touch grass and get some ass, yeah?"
}
